September 28, 2007
I have realized a common trend in my life, bums, or the homeless, the disheveled, whatever you would like to call them, are attracted to me. If a lunatic is walking down the street, he may not notice anyone else, but to me, there is always a something. Sometimes when I spot one I think,” Oh, no, he’s headed my way, RUN!” I can get away easily if it is just a nod, but usually it is something more, a story, a proposition for change, and even sometimes an invitation for a date. This occurrence transcends all race and religion and creed, transpiring in all countries of the world. I am a weirdo magnet.
This morning while waiting for the Chinatown bus, one of these such occurrences took place. I was sitting on a newspaper, bag on my lap, minding my own business. Out of the corner of my eye I spot one fishtailing towards me. I pull out my book and begin staring at it blankly, attempting a decoy. Maybe if I look distracted I will be left alone.
He is a scruffy gray bearded man in a dirty red turtleneck and jeans. He squats down next to me. I think he is missing teeth, and his stale breath radiates from this ghastly hole. He begins his story, “Excuse me, miss, Do you have any change to spare? I am trying to get home to New York on the bus, but I don’t have my credit cards and I’m out of money. Anything will do.” I’ve heard this a million times. I appreciate the silliness of it all, knowing that he’s not going anywhere, and that I would do the same thing given the chance. Free money, who wants to work anyway? Knowing I have a few cents in my pocket I reach in and spill it across the pavement. I mumble, “I know it’s meager, but I ain’t got too much of it either.” He scoops up the measly coins, but is still squatting uncomfortably close. He continues, “Miss, if I am allowed to say, you are mighty beautiful, a very pretty lady. I like your shirt.”
“Thanks. This is the Hindu god Krishna.”
“Wow! You are something. Say, are you around this area often, because I sure do think you’re beautiful and on better days, when I trim my beard and am more clean cut I’m a quite handsome guy.”
I rejoice in my saving grace and raise the ring on my finger. “Sorry man, I’m already taken.”
“Well he is a very lucky man! You sure are something, so beautiful. That’s really too bad.”
He then proceeds to lean in as if trying to give me some sort of hug, and before I know it he kisses my cheek. I shudder as he walks away.
This “something” scenario seems to be a common phrase amongst the creatures who decide to engage me. They all think I have “something” unique, or glowing, or whatnot. What this “something” is I’m not so sure. Maybe I really do have a bum magnet.
However horrible this may seem, it is not always a curse. A week prior, I was returning from a job up around Buffalo on the greyhound. My bus got in a few hours late in the middle of the night. As I waited the hour it took my brother to pick me up, I sat on the corner of 11th st and Filbert. I had quite a load, as I was once planning to move to this region of the U.S., and had previously stockpiled my gear at Wade’s house. This included a huge army surplus down sleeping bag, a super-man duffel bag, my army satchel, my cooler/lunchbox, and a shopping bag of food. These possessions were spread out along the sidewalk, converting my freakishly enormous sleeping bag into a chair. Since I had been doing archaeology my camo thermal shirt, blues jeans, and big work boots were still covered in dirt, grime, and body odor. I knew I looked a mess.
While I waited I estimate every bum and/or drug dealer within a 5 block radius approached me in some fashion or form. One tried to sell me a rack of obviously stolen CDs, one asked directions to a k-mart, a few just cat-called, and many others asked me if I was ok, or if I was so to speak, “on the street.”
Out of all the people who walked by this young girl (me), perched on a pile of possessions in the middle of a weeknight, it was only these people that asked if I needed help. Most of the “straight” people just walked by, trying not to stare, and turning the other cheek. For these people I was just another one of “them.”
All in all, I thank each and every one of those people who did come up and ask me if I needed help. Although these are the ones in our society who are shunned and shooed and hidden away, they also seem like ones who have there eyes open. They have a community, and a netting, a comraderie, giving aid to others in their situation, however meager it sometimes may be, even if it is only the comfort of moral support. There is a commonality that binds certain groups of people, and I think this is what is missing from a majority of our “modern” society. Reach out! And thanks again.